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1、一女生因上课迟到被罚操场跑圈,不料天下起雨,女生只得淋雨跑步。这是一个男生撑着伞到她身边一同跑步,并把伞移到女生头顶。女生认出男生已经在一旁注视她好久,瞬间脸就红了,低声不好意思说:“对不起,我有男朋友了……”男生低头沉思了一下,深情地对女生说:“要吗?这伞十块……

2、致我未来的男朋友,我可能不高,不美,不优雅,声音难听,形体难看,小肚鸡肠,鸡头白脸,对你苛刻,为人矫情。但是你一定要相信我,老爷既然安排我到你身边,你一定是做了什么缺德的事情。

3、和老妈翻她的结婚相册,老妈边看边 说:“真想回到你爸向我求婚的那个时候。 ”我好奇的问:“是不是当时特浪漫啊?”老 妈合上相册:“早知道你长这样,当时我就 该拒绝你爸”

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