wz124120176 发表于 2024-5-7 08:21   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1今天陪同事去法院旁听,这是我第一次去,真的挺紧张的,进去后大家正在那正襟危坐很严肃的样子,法官出庭后突然有人喊“全体起立”,这时我脑子抽了,站起来大喊:“老师好。”全场顿时哄笑一片。而我则被扰乱公堂秩序赶了出来!

2现在的骗子又出新招了,会有个女的打电话给你的妻子,声称怀了你的孩子,要你妻子转钱给她打胎,且保证打完胎后不再纠缠。

回家后我马上给老婆说了这个骗局,果然,今天老婆就接到了这样一个电话,老婆听完立马把电话挂了。

3趁着情人节的功夫,赶快约暗恋的妹子出来逛街,她说:“不行,老爸在家,没人陪。要不你来我家吧?”这是要见家长的节奏啊,我赶紧的提了两瓶酒去了。刚坐下,妹子对她爸说:“你要的人我给你找来了,我陪我男朋友逛街去了……”
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