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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、醋和酱油打架,引来很多围观的人。醋得意洋洋说:哈哈,他们来帮我了!酱油问:你怎么知道?“因为他们都是来打酱油的!”


2、病人:“医生,你把剪刀留在我肚子里了。”“没关系,我还有一把。”


3、法官:你为什么要印假钞?被告无辜地说:因为我不会印真钞。
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