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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.想起十岁那年,我的体育老师对我说:"每天锻炼一小时,只要坚持50年,你就能活到六十岁。"
2.今天考试,刚发卷两分钟,室友就交卷了,我就纳了闷了,这抄也得抄二十分钟吧,回来我问他,你怎么交这么快啊?室友说:"我看了一遍,都会,肯定过了,我就交卷走人了~
3.去买冰箱,一进店里我就说:"海尔!海尔!"服务员闻言怔怔地说:"父..父王,您吩咐?"服务员也是蛮拼的

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