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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、小蒲公英哭着问妈妈:“妈妈,他们都说我是杂草,我真的是吗?”

蒲公英妈妈温柔地说:“傻孩子,你怎么会是杂草呢,你明明是个小伞兵呀!”

2、向日葵说:“我每天都追着太阳跑,好累啊!”

它旁边的仙人掌说:“你傻呀,你不会晚上等太阳落山了再往回跑吗?”

3、玫瑰花很生气地对仙人掌说:“你看你,浑身都是刺,谁会喜欢你啊!”

仙人掌无奈地说:“我也不想啊,我这不是为了自我保护嘛,哪像你,天天就知道臭美。”
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