qwe6666 发表于 2020-9-25 00:47   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、刚睡醒，躲在被窝里给室友发短信，想问他老师点名没。过了几秒钟，从对面床上传来弱弱的声音：你确定是问我吗？

2、一天，学校打扫卫生。一个女生刚用拖把拖完地面，一个男生就踩了上去，女生气愤的说：你怎么搞的，我刚脱完你就上。

3、一同学看到个漂亮学妹，一直盯者人家看，MM生气的说：“你不要像苍蝇一样盯着我~~”
这同学打趣道：“像什么也不能像苍蝇，苍蝇盯着的可都是屎啊！”
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