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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、        很久以前左罗与珠丽叶相爱了。一日,左罗深夜去与珠丽叶约会,悄悄爬上了阳台。珠:我家人来了怎么办?罗:没关系,我有一匹"汗雪宝马"我一吹口哨它就会在楼下等我的。这时,有人敲门,只见左罗一个响亮的口哨嗖的一声跳了下去。珠丽叶去开门止见敲门的是左罗的汗雪宝马它说:请转告左罗,外面下雨了,我在走廊里等他。

2、        朱哈洗好了一件衬衫,把它晾在绳子上,被一阵大风吹跑了。朱哈看见后自言自语地说:我们应当宰牲献祭。他老婆问:为什么呢?朱哈回答说:多亏真主保佑!要是我穿着这件衬衫的话,不是连我也要被刮跑啦!

3、        福尔摩斯与华生去郊游,到了晚上,他俩在郊外搭帐蓬。半夜里,福尔摩斯突然把华生推醒说:看到天上的星星,你想到了什么?华生说:这些天上的星星里,可能有的星星上面,有水、有生命……傻瓜,你没发现我们的帐蓬被偷了吗?
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