1.有一天,皮皮与他妈妈一起洗澡,皮皮见到他妈妈的下面长草,草好多好长又好黑。皮皮就好奇地问:“妈妈,这是什么啊?”妈妈当时楞住了,她也不知道应该如何回答,于是就随便说:“哦!这是菜瓜布。”
第二天,当一家人一齐吃早饭时,孩子就大声说:“妈妈,我昨天晚上看到你用你的菜瓜布帮爸爸洗脸。”
(One day, del piero and his mother take a shower together, pipi saw his mother under the long grass, grass a good long and very black.The next day, when the family together to eat breakfast, children will loudly say: "mother, I see you last night with your melons cloth help dad wash a face.")
5.赵太太:“林太太,你真的好幸福喔!我家那死东西有你先生的一半就好了。”
林太太:“真的吗?我家那死鬼的东西才8公分而已,你们夫妻也要羡慕啊!”
(Mrs. Chiu: "Mrs. Lin, you really good happy oh! My that half dead things with your husband."Mrs. Lin: "really? My house that you damn fool to 8 cm, you will envy of husband and wife!")