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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1、现在的我就是当我饿的快死的时候,我妈把面让给了我, 等我吃完面,却发现她静静的躲在屋里吃炸鸡腿。

2、一女走夜路,看见一男的展开双手, 做拥抱状,向她走来,这货二话不说上前就是一脚,那男人倒地上大哭,都第三块了。我特么想带块玻璃回家我容易么我?

3、家里的下水道堵了,找人来捅。来的人跟我宣传保险,要我买保险。我说不买。他说告诉我名字就行,我不告诉。他接着努力,说小名也行,我说没有小名。他说,我给你起个吧。

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