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搞笑啊!!

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搞笑啊!!

这个周末不收礼,收礼只收矿泉水!
  表白的小伙子手里拿的不再是巧克力和玫瑰,而是娃哈哈矿泉水——我的眼里只有你!!
  撒娇的女孩子不再抱怨没有玫瑰,而是抱怨“看看人家男朋友,送水送的都是大瓶的!!”
  凡是在女朋友面前没底气的估计都是没买到水的……

  .下课点名,如果没来期末成绩将被扣掉50分!念到一兄弟时不知怎么就跳了过去,于是他大喊一声:“老师,你漏点了!”
  年逾花甲的老教师低头看看了说:“没有啊~”  

  .此次哈尔滨市停水由农夫山泉独家赞助!

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题目写的蛮好,文章不行

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我赞同楼上的,确实不乍的

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是呀,来点新的搞笑的

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