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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.早上起来我翻箱倒柜的找我那双少有穿皮鞋,我问老婆:看到我那双旧皮鞋了吗? 她:太旧了,都扔了! 我急了:老婆啊!不是我说你,鞋子虽然旧,但是还能将就着穿,毕竟过日子节约点才能越过越好呢!我去捡回来。 她:没发现你还是个戏精,钱我已经拿出来了。
2.为什么你给别人那么多情感建议,自己至今还是一条单身狗?
  你什么时候见过教练下场参与比赛的?
3.在家里敷泥状面膜,捣鼓半天,我爸有点嫌弃的说:都已经长成这副模样了,再费事也没法补救,还那么麻烦干啥?我妈听见了似乎不太乐意,是啊,我把她生的太随你了,丑法都一模一样,这事赖谁?
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