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老汉遇鬼

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老汉遇鬼

话说70年代,有一老汉去邻村赴宴,酒足饭饱之后,哼着小曲往家赶路,当时已是月黑风高。忽然内急,便寻路边一棵小树靠了上去,解去棉布长条裤腰带,退下老棉裤,掏出老二一阵轻松,重新拿起腰带扎了起来,迈步再走,哎呀,怎么走不动了,再使劲,还是走不掉。这时他开始恐惧起来,他想一定是被鬼抓住了,他开始大喊救命。村里的人迅速地跑来,当看到他时,都笑的肚子疼了。你知道咋回事吗?
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搂住,我知道你要被扣分,因为你违反版归了!

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楼主 这里是笑话区    你发错地方了吧

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楼上的,我说的就是一个超搞笑的笑话,难道你没看明白吗?

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楼主没发错地方,但肯定是违反版规了,鉴定完毕!

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LZ违规没违规我不知道
我就知道那老汉把库带 系到树上了

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