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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、四岁小女孩玛莉一天兴高采烈的对妈妈说:“妈妈,妈妈,我知道了!”“知道什麽?”“爸爸的肚子为什麽那麽大了!”“哦,为什麽?”“因为今天早上我看到女佣茱莉拼命吹着爸爸肚子下面的管子。”


2、江老师给小学生讲解“日”,“天”的意思,江道:这一天就是一日,这一日就是一天。学生仍不解,问其母。次日,母至校,大骂:“姓江的,你个臭流氓,你一天一日还不够,还要一日就是一天!还让不让俺闺女活了!”


3、一个月黑风高的夜晚,一个女生遭到一个变态狂魔侵犯!正当魔掌进犯禁区时,只听到那女生大叫“住手!用嘴巴!”
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